Livebloggorific - SLC int'l

At aeropuerto waiting to board my way into rbf's favorite place (no, not dallas/ft worth), Brazil. Bought Chelsea Handler's book about being a slut, and Tucker Max's book about being a slut. Will be reading Tucker first so that Chelsea gets the last word. I have a bias against the X chromosome.

Must go: the fact that my apple-eating-sound HATRED AVERSION KILL DEATH STOPITNOW neurosis, makes me a hypocrite for eating a RMCF apple next to someone else waiting at the gate.

Must go: when victoria's secret still sends me good deals on being sexy for my man, even though i unsubscribed with the fire of a thousand suns...and they still email me.

Must go: spending all my money to get as far from valentines day as possible, meaning the southern hemisphere, then getting notification on phone that AAA found me a good deal on a romantic getaway.

Must go:

Spending so many dollars on chocolate in airport.

Spending so many dollars on books in airport

And at quiznos in airport.

Must not go:

Chocolate and books and quiznos in airport

Hef got divorced

TSA not giving me lip about my "meds" baggie containing liquids. I was afraid we'd have words about the ittybitty redbull i shoved in there. Cutest thing you ever saw. For all they know I'm hypoglycemic. And if they didnt believe me then i thought briefly about screaming SO YOURE CALLING ME FAT! Female equiv of the word "bomb" on a plane.

The word "tamper" being used so much.